BREAKING NEWS! *insert cheesy news music here* Hello, I'm Mealine Notaweirdlastname. Breaking news, We're getting reports that a majestic creature has been spotted in the suburbs of *ERROR: unable to disclose location of such majestic crea…

WHEN YOU'RE READY COME AND GET EET NANA NA NUH NANANA NAH Hello, Selena. o3o You didn't see any of that. Holy crap it feels so nice being able to blog again! It's nice. It's nice~ Holy cheese whiz I'm so happy. Last week, I got my scalemat…

OMG SELENA I MISSED UUUUUUUUUUUUUOMG I'M SO SORRY GUISE I HAVEN'T UPDATED IN THE FOREVERNESS OF FOREVERBasically, what had happened was, I use my Wii U for teh Interwebz. My cat likes to chew cords. So basically, my cat chewed up my Wii U …