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A random blog about whatever's on my mind at the time. I might even post a fanfiction or two. I try to update daily.

Daily Challenge Blog #19: ...

So...

 

Guess who's a dumb idiot and broke her laptop...

 

//weakly holds up thumbs//

 

This girl...

 

I really wish I had the commitment to podt stuff every day. I really do. But I'm an idiot. It's not like I have an excuse. It's just laziness.

 

I'm back to using my Wii U... Yay...

 

I'm just super angry at myself. I don't even know if I should continue blogging, to be honest.

 

Idk. I'm just upset rn. Just gimme some time to sort myself out, alright? 

 

 

Alright.

 

 

Daily Challenge Blog #18: IT IS CANON

Dia duit, Selena.

 

Today I watched the first two seasons of the Gregory Horror Show and MY GOD!

 

Thsi is one of the strangest animes I've ever seen. And that's a compliment.

 

This is such a great show. Please, if you like horror/comedy, watch this show. It's just... The best.

 

Season 1 - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL7F3FFAB27C6EAC08

 

Season 2 - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL34C130D34D444BEA

 

Season 3 - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL5E806CA9F7A1FE99

 

There's a fourth season, but... It's not that good.

 

Oh yeah, if you do watch it, be careful about watching //ahem// certain episodes around your parents.

 

I'm looking at you, every episode with Catherine in it

 

My favorite characters are Hell's Chef, Judgement Boy, Cactus Gunman, and Death. ^^

 

Speaking of, I've also been getting into Ace Attorney recently. Anyone play those games?

 

Unforetunately, I doubt I'll be able to actually play the game, because it's rated M. For a whole bunch of stuff. I mean, it's really not that bad. There's a little blood here and there, but other than that, no swearing, no nudity, not even anything mildy suggestive.

 

Okay, the only thing "suggestive" about the AA games is how obviously "suggestive" Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth's love for each other is.

 

Seriously, it is so canon. Let me show you some screenshots.

 

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TRY TELL ME THAT IT'S NOT CANON. JUST TRY.

 

//ahem//

 

So.

 

Apollo Justice is a cutie.

 

 

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jUST LLOK AT HIS FACE

 

LOOK AT IT

 

So anyways, if you haven't played Ace Attorney, I suggest that you do. It's a really great franchise. The latest game is Ace Attorney: Dual Destinies. Give it a play if ya ever get the chance. It's on the 3DS.

 

Yeah.

 

But enough product placements

 

Me and my friend are having a very weird discussion on Google+ that involves puns, yelling, and oxy-cleam o_o

 

Idk, I have weird friends.

 

And I love every single one of them <3

 

I love you too, Selena.

 

//smooches//

 

I was gonna show you some drawings yesterday, but my laptop was being a dumbutt and wouldn't let me import pics from my SD card. Hmph. Stupid laptop >:|

 

No nononono I live you laptop shhh i didn't mean it

 

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Daily Challenge Blog #18:

Dia duit, Selena.

 

Today I watched the first two seasons of the Gregory Horror Show and MY GOD!

 

Thsi is one of the strangest animes I've ever seen. And that's a compliment.

 

This is such a great show. Please, if you like horror/comedy, watch this show. It's just... The best.

 

Season 1 - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL7F3FFAB27C6EAC08

 

Season 2 - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL34C130D34D444BEA

 

Season 3 - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL5E806CA9F7A1FE99

 

There's a fourth season, but... It's not that good.

 

Oh yeah, if you do watch it, be careful about watching //ahem// certain episodes around your parents.

 

I'm looking at you, every episode with Catherine in it.

 

My favorite characters are Hell's Chef, Judgement Boy, Cctus Gunman, and Death. ^^

 

Speaking of, I've also been getting into Ace Attorney recently. Anyone play those games?

 

Unforetunately, I doubt I'll be able to actually play the game, because it's rated M. For a whole bunch of stuff. I mean, it's really not that bad. There's a little blood here and there, but other than that, no swearing, no nudity, not even anything mildy suggestive.

 

Okay, the only thing "suggestive" about the AA games is how obviously "suggestive" Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth's love for each other is.

 

Seriously, it is so canon. Let me show you some screenshots.

 

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TRY TELL ME THAT IT'S NOT CANON. JUST TRY.

 

//ahem//

 

So.

 

Apollo Justice is a cutie.

 

 

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jUST LLOK AT HIS FACE

 

LOOK AT IT

 

So anyways, if you haven't played Ace Attorney, I suggest that you do. It's a really great franchise. The latest game is Ace Attorney: Dual Destinies. Give it a play if ya ever get the chance. It's on the 3DS.

 

Yeah.

 

But enough product placements

 

Me and my friend are having a very weird discussion on Google+ that involves puns, yelling, and oxy-cleam o_o

 

Idk, I have weird friends.

 

And I love every single one of them <3

 

I love you too, Selena.

 

//smooches//

 

I was gonna show you some drawings yesterday, but my laptop was being a dumbutt and wouldn't let me import pics from my SD card. Hmph. Stupid laptop >:|

 

No nononono I live you laptop shhh i didn't mean it

 

La p top w he rr e a              re      y    ou                            g      o           i  n      g

 

                            C          O    ME                    B    A       C                          K

 

 

 

Be                  a                 n   n                         a       ch          t ,,,,,,,         ,, ,, S       e  l         e     n                                                                   a

 

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Daily Challenge Blog #17:

Dia duit, Selena. Conas atá tú?

 

So, me and my BFF are RPing the music genre thing I told you about in the last entry. We now ship Classical and Dubstep. ClassicStep.

 

>:)

 

Classical had never really liked the techno upbeat genres, but Dubstep gets on his nerves the most. She's always getting under his skin, like subtly flirting with him or remixing his songs. They had a one night stand in the past, so they always get embarrassed when they see each other.

 

lol

 

I'm working on Chapter 3 of Boston Guns now. I hope I'll be able to upload it today. If not today, them maybe Monday. Idk

 

I'm happy because I'm finally bringing Aedan into the story! :D I'm excited to finally start writing his character. I think I'mma start writing more short stories, too. Probably about the Personifitation Fandom. I'm in the mood for some ClassicStep rn

 

idk idk idk

 

It feels nice to be able to blog again. I love it. Typing on a laptop is MUCH easier than on a dingy old Wii U screen.

 

Speaking of, can you believe the Wii U came out in 2012? hOLY CRAP, 2012 seems so long ago. In a galaxy far, far away.

 

//shot for Star Wars reference//

 

Anyways.

 

It's raining outside.

 

Sthap raining ;^;

 

Actually don't. I like the rain.

 

Wanna see a random pic from my laptop?

 

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Hahaaaaa it's a pic of Hell's Chef from Gregory Horror Show

 

source btw: http://askgregoryandstaff.deviantart.com/

 

So uh... Yeah.

 

GHS is the best. Go watch it.

 

Now.

 

Please?

 

;^; y u do dis

 

I'mma go now, cause' there's nothing to blog about.

 

Beannacht, Selena!

 

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Daily Challenge Blog #16: Who Nu?

Dia duit, Selena.

 

Omg,I just realized that you can insert videos from Nico Nico Douga here.

 

Oh yes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What, you expected to see a video? Nah.

 

I'll use it eventually. Maybe. If I feel like it.

 

I might post a rant today, if I feel like it. I REALLY want to do one on Nickelodeon. They've been getting on my nerves A LOT recently.

 

I rarely even watch Nickelodeon anymore. I mostly stay on Cartoon Network. Unless they're playing one of those straight-to-DVD Scooby Doo movies. Then I'll just watch Steven Universe On Demand or something.

 

Have I ever mentioned how much I love SU? Oh, wait. I haven't. I just returned yesterday. Haha, I knew that.

 

ANYWAYS, Steven Universe is one of my favourite cartoons now. (Rebecca Sugar, ilu.) It's so colourful. It has amazing and lovable characters, a great atmosphere, great songs, diversity, everything about it. It's really silly and fun, but it also has it's serious moments. Like the episode Too Many Birthdays. It was so sad ;^:

 

Anywhoot.

 

My grandma voted today. I got a sticker that says "Future Voter". Ye.

 

I wish I could show you, but I can't, because I can't use my webcam. My laptop won't let me. It's not because of parental controls either, cause I'm logged on under my grandma's account.

 

I have Windows 8, that probably explains it.

 

The picture would look bad, anyways, All grainy and low quality. I swear to god, laptop makers can do everything else BUT they can't make a decent webcam to save their lives.

 

Speaking of God, I'm Agnostic. IDK, I thought that was necessary to put out there. U and me is freins, Selena. Freins tell eachother frein things.

 

I used to be Atheist, but a lot of work goes into being Atheist. Not that I'm too lazy to be it. I mean, yeah, I'm lazy to a certain degree, but I'm not THAT lazy.

 

But, I mean, when you're Atheist, you have to really prove that you don't believe in God. I believe (to some extent), but I just don't really care at the moment. It's not a fundamental part of my life. But, IDK. I got the rest of my life ahead of me. This isn't permanent. It might be in the future, but not now.

 

So, yeah. Fun fact about IrishMafia. Who knew?

 

Wait, wasn't that the slogan for a brand of cookies?

 

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I nu it.

 

HAHHAHA I'M FUNNY //shot dead forever//

 

Soft and chewy. Mmm.

 

i love soft and chewy cookies. Specifically Chip's Ahoy! brand. The only problem is that they're so tiny. But that's how they get you. They make their product small, so you'll finish them faster, and then you'll crave more, and if you have no self-control like I do, you eat more, and more, and more, until you end up eating the whole package in two days, and then you go to the store and buy another package, and the vicious cycle continues.

 

Damn you.

 

Speaking of rich bastards trying to trick you to get more money, here's another fun fact!

 

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Do you see that? The print that says "AUG 2009"?

 

That's the best by date, or the expiration date. I'm sure you're familiar.

 

It's a lie.

 

Well, if it's printed on a can of food, it is. Canned food cam actually last years, they just put that on there so you'll go out and buy more.

 

Most of you probably knew that, but whatever. Fun facts are cool. Here's another fun fact:

 

The horn of a narwhal isn't actually a horn at all, it's the left tooth.

 

WHO NU?

 

//shot again//

 

Well, this is already significantly longer than most of my other entries. Good. I'm up to 3322 characters. 3339. 3345. 3351.

 

I haven't made an entry this long since the Xbox One rant I made last Summer. Man, that seems so long ago.

 

Speaking of, Boston Guns isn't dead.

 

Looking back on those two chapters, they weren't bad, but they weren't that good either. I've definitely improved, that's for sure. I'll post chapter 3 soon, hopefully. It all depends on how lazy I'm feeling. I'm a lazy person. Don't judge.

 

I can feel you judging.

 

STHAP IT.

 

STHAP

 

So, you know that story I posted back in November with the personified holidays? Yeah, me and my friends made a fandon for that. It's called the Personifitation Fandom, the name made unintentionally by one of my friends who mispronounced it. It has ten sectors:

 

1. Restaurants (Main ship is McKing, or McDonald's x Burger King, a gay couple)

2. Drink brands (Main ship is Cocpsi, or Coca Cola x Pepsi, also a gay couple)

3. Instruments (Main ship is Vitaur, or Violin x Guitar, straight couple)

4. Math Concepts (Main ship is Piau, or Pi x Tau, straight couple. Based off of a comic that I'm planning to make.)

5. Foods (Main ship is Jenilla, or Jelly donut x Vanilla donut, straight couple. This is the ship that started the whole personifitation fandom.)

6. Holidays (Main ships are Thanksgiving x Valentine's Day and Christmas x New Year's, both straight)

7. Days of the week (Main ship Fronday, or Monday x Friday, straight couple)

8. Stores (Main ship Walget, or Walmart x Target, gay couple)

9. Shoes (Main ship Heelverse, or High heels x Converse. Lesbian couple)

10. Music genres (No main ship really, this sector was made by my Bff, and it's a project we're working on together with a few other friends. Mostly gay/bi couples with a few straight ones sprinkled in)

 

Wow, that was a long list. It's a good reference, though.

 

The Pi X Tau thing is, like I said, based off of a comic I'm making. It's about Pi, a seventeen year old girl, who was made in a place called Variable Labs and has superhuman powers. Mostly energy blasts and flying (although flying drains her power fast.). She was made by the Mathematician (he has a name but I haven't come up with one yet), and his disciple, the Assisstant. (CREATIVE NAMES WHOOOO) She has two brothers. Phi, who's a year older than her, and Fibonacci, who's two years older than her and is locked up in another lab in the city. In the first act, Phi unwillingly destroys the lab, causing Pi to flee. They go to find Fibonacci and a lot of other stuff happens.

 

Did that sound confusing? I think it sounds confusing.

 

As if you couldn't tell, that characters are based off of math concepts. The Irrationals are Pi, Phi, Fibonacci, Omega, Tau, Root 2, One Third, e and i. As you might be able to tell, I tried to limit myself to irrational numbers. Ifinity comes around in Act 3, too.

 

IDK. I got the idea from an RP I had back in 2012. I really like it. I usually don't stay with ideas for long, but this one really... Speaks to me. Idk.

 

I'm gonna go now, because this is really long. I tried to keep it interesting. Meh.

 

Beannacht, Selena!

 

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Daily Challenge Blog #15: SWEET BABY JESUS I'M ALIVE!

 

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

WHAT


IS


UP


SELENA?!

 

Omt, I haven't been on here in FOREVER.

 

I've missed you, Selena! //weeps//

 

Well, I got a new laptop for Christmas. It's wayyyyyyy better than using my Wii U. I can't even use my Wii U anymore, my cat chewed up the charger.

 

But now, I can use things properly!

 

Like bolding!

 

Or italicizing!

 

Or both!

 

I can change the colour of my text!

 

Make my text bigger or smaller,

 

underline,

 

even strike things out!

 

Yes, the future seems bright, my dear Selena! I can even upload pictures properly! Here, I'll give you something from my computer.

 

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BA-BAM!(Okay, I'm getting a little carried away.)

 

There's nothing I can't do! Plus, school let out yesterday! That means a full Summer's worth of hilarity, stories, pictures, Selena's, basically the blog that is IrishMafia!

 

Now, let's hop to it!

 

Short Story! :D

So, this short little story is going to involve personified holidays. Yeah. Keep in mind that I'm not the best writer. You've been warned. ;P

~~*~~

Thanksgiving couldn't handle this. He just couldn't take it.

 

The current date is November 27th, the day before Thanksgiving. It was a very exciting time for the young holiday. He was rushing around, preparing for the huge feast that he was going to hold the following day. He had the very strong urge to head to a bar and drink to his heart's content like he did almost every year, but he knew that he shouldn't this year.

 

"No! You simply cannot have a hangover tomorrow! I should look presentable in front of my guests, not a cranky, tired idiot which a splintering headache!" he angrily said to himself, trying to get rid of the foolish thought. 

 

Yes, tomorrow was a very important day, not only was his holiday tomorrow, and not only was he holding holding a feast with every holiday was invited to, but he would hopefully get noticed. It was his time in the spotlight. Never again would he be looked over.

 

Yes, tomorrow would be an awesome day.

 

-~(Timeskip brought to you by Karkat and his obvious black feelings for Dave!)~-

 

"Oh god, oh god, oh god..."

 

It was now 5:30 P.M, And everyone was late.

 

"Did everyone forget? Did they just laugh and ignore my invitation? Did they get lost?" Thanksgiving mumbled to himself, sitting on the couch in a fetal position. Then, he heard a knock at the door.

 

He practically did a somersault off of the couch and ran to the dooor, fixing his shirt and hair before opening the door.

 

"Hello~!" Christmas sang, (A/N: Is it sung or sang?! God dangit, I dun remember. >:O) holding up a bowl of her famous cranberry sauce. Standing next to her was Halloween, who had put a bit more effort into his appearence than usual. His hair was messily slicked back, random stands of hair sticking out here and there. He held a plate of blood sausages. 'Typical,' Thanksgiving thought.

 

"Ah, I'm so glad you guys could make it!" he exclaimed, ushering them in with his hand. "Even though you an hour and a half late," he mumbled.

 

Halloween's wolf-ears twitched. "Vell, maybe if a certain holiday didn't spend so much time getting ready, ve vouldn't be so late." 

 

"Hey!" Christmas punched Halloween's shoulder and shot him a glare before turning to Thanksgiving, grinning sheepishly. "Sorry 'bout that. Fashionably late, y'know?"

 

"Sure," Halloween said under his breath, earning a look from Christmas. "Anyways, when do we eat? I'm STARVING~!" she asked, stretching and sitting down on the couch.

 

"Not until all of the other holidays show up," Thanksgiving told her, sitting on the couch adjacent to hers. "We have plenty of time to kill. So... You guys want to watch the Macy's parade?" (A/N: I have NO idea when the Macy's parade is held, so please just go with it xD) "Sure!" Christmas replied, picking up the remote and turning the channel.

 

-~(Another timeskip brought to you by Karkat trying to explain the quadrants to John!)~-

 

As the last of the holidays piled in to Thanksgiving's house, he became more and more happy. "I can't believe that most of them even showed up~" he hummed, placing the last few plates of food out. Everyone was seated at an abnormally large table, the food spread out beautifully.

 

"This looks delicious, Thanksgiving!" New Year's suddenly shouted, making Thanksgiving smile. For once, she wasn't drunk off her arse and flirting with him. He mumbled a quiet "thank you," before pulling out the centerpiece of the feast-- the turkey.

 

As he brought it in, everyone started cheering and applauding, making him blush slightly. He put it on the table and cleared his throat.

 

"Hello, everyone. I just wanted to thank you all for coming. I honestly thought that no one would come today, but I'm very suprised at how many of you actually came."

 

"We'd never leave ye hangin'!" Saint Patrick's Day suddenly called out. Thanksgiving grinned at him before continuing.

 

"I'm so happy. You all are here, feasting with me. I hope you all enjoy the food. Happy Thanksgiving!"

 

"HAPPY THANKSGIVING!" they all screamed, before they started to serve the food. Thanksgiving sat down in his chair and smiled. This turned out better than he expected. All of the holidays, were right here, celebrating Thanksgiving with him. It didn't matter how big of a holiday he was, or the amount of attention he got. It was about his family. They actually did care for him, and that's all he ever wanted.

 

He was so thankful.

 

~*~

And there you have it! Man, I'm actually really proud of how this turned out. As always, if there are any grammatical or spelling errors, tell me! Constructive criticism is nice, too. Thanks for reading! Hasta la pasta!

 

 

If at first you don't succeed, fail five more times before succeeding.